What really grinds my gears
And now, our guest reporter Peter Griffin with "What really grinds my gears".
What really grinds my gears is responsibility. Yeah, you know, responsibility. That thing where you, um, gotta do something cause, it's like, the responsible thing, uh. ....to... uh... do.
How come responsibility is always such a bummer? Like, yesterday when I was checking if my big new umbrella was a good parachute, and I jumped off the roof to see if it worked, and it didn't and now I'm here in traction with two broken legs and a tube up my nose, and I called my lawyer to sue the umbrella company for making such a lousy umbrella and the gardener for making the flower beds too hard, and my wife, who is supposed to be on MY SIDE, asks if I shouldn't be taking a little responsibility!!
Like how come you can only TAKE responsibility and you can never give it away? Or sell it?
I would be happy to SELL my responsibility to Gnurps umbrellas for only, say, 10 million dollars!
But noooooo, they don't want it. But hey, I'm a victim here! Just like those muslim guys in Syria who got their religion made fun of by people from another religion in another country ten thousand miles away -- they're victims too. It's not their fault if they have to burn down a few buildings to show that they're pissed off -- they're just victims. All they want is an apology. Yeah ok they got one but they want somebody fired too. Well yeah ok they got that too. But they're still victims! My wife thinks they should take some "responsibility" for their "actions", but she's just trying to be annoying. She doesn't even think I should be suing the gardener.
What really grinds my gears is responsibility. Yeah, you know, responsibility. That thing where you, um, gotta do something cause, it's like, the responsible thing, uh. ....to... uh... do.
How come responsibility is always such a bummer? Like, yesterday when I was checking if my big new umbrella was a good parachute, and I jumped off the roof to see if it worked, and it didn't and now I'm here in traction with two broken legs and a tube up my nose, and I called my lawyer to sue the umbrella company for making such a lousy umbrella and the gardener for making the flower beds too hard, and my wife, who is supposed to be on MY SIDE, asks if I shouldn't be taking a little responsibility!!
Like how come you can only TAKE responsibility and you can never give it away? Or sell it?
I would be happy to SELL my responsibility to Gnurps umbrellas for only, say, 10 million dollars!
But noooooo, they don't want it. But hey, I'm a victim here! Just like those muslim guys in Syria who got their religion made fun of by people from another religion in another country ten thousand miles away -- they're victims too. It's not their fault if they have to burn down a few buildings to show that they're pissed off -- they're just victims. All they want is an apology. Yeah ok they got one but they want somebody fired too. Well yeah ok they got that too. But they're still victims! My wife thinks they should take some "responsibility" for their "actions", but she's just trying to be annoying. She doesn't even think I should be suing the gardener.
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